Pat,pets,and british treats!

awesome so as u know i was up pretty late last night... i was up until 4:22 until i fell asleep on my computer... so i woke up pretty late and now im at my family's friends house.. he is british and his name is Alan.. he loves to brag about how "cool" and "awesome" his homeland is.. me and my bro simplay tell him to shut up.

so i was tryin to upload a pic of me but it took to long to load so i decided to do funner things other than wauitinn... so i called sammy and she said that we r gunna have another funn as hell sleepover next next wekend!!! we were gunna hav a TPing party but we changed our minds due to personal reasons.. so now we are gunna have a spa party and we r gunna cheer our depressed friend for her personal reasons. were also gunna spoil sammys pets silly! we love her pets!

all of my friends are "animal" peaople.. im an animal person to.. except for my mom isnt much of an animal person. so my family has a parakeet named Pat. we dont know if pat is a boi or a girl so we named her/him pat! pats nice and funnai and now he can fly.. pat's wings used to b clipped but not anymore. we looove pat a lot!! L has a dog nameed swetie and a cat named ottis and a gazillion fish, sammai has 1 bird named climber, a dog named tahoe, 3 cats named popeye,angel, and sweetei. she also feeds 20 neighberhood cats including rainbow and friend.

so we just ate dinner which included crumpets(deliiiciiiouus!!), chocolate, smoked salmon, rasspberries, cookies, and icee creamm! since alans british he feeds us only foods made in englAND. he reeely likes england.

o yea, im now readin a book about parakeets. mi dad is forcin me to train Pat how to talk. i keep on tellin him that Pat is just fine, but he lieks to have a smart bird. watevrr!! apparently i will have PAt untill i got to collegee. thats a loong time. Pat needs to learn to love me so that wen i leeve for college heel love me loads!!!

its reely depressing to look at the time. it makes me realize how little time i have left of freedom b4 i have to go to school... it is severely depressing... so sad!! im not sayin i hate school, but i reely dont feel like going to school 2morrow. mi social life is not goin to well. there is soo much drama rite now. i just got out of a whole love trauma thingy but sumhow i dont think its ovr quite yet... but the weekend helped. i think ill b ready to take on all the people at school 2morrw... even mr.godbold... he rocks! he is the best sub in the world!!

alan's propert is liek a total adventure land. its so awesome its soo cool to explore it! there is this nestwith babay squierrels and they are sooo cute!!!! there are also wild rabbits, hawks, and other species of squierells.

now i must bid you adieu!

l8r g8r,

~!sara!~

heyy

OK! so.. i forgot the password to my old blog (i forget mi passwords alot) so i had 2 start this new and better 1! so mi name is sara and im still in school.... i hate to brag.. but im smart as hell!! haha!! lol! ok so i have two bestest friends in the world the first one is Samantha.. but i nevr call her that its so long and waay to awkward.. i call her sammy,sammai,sam,sammatron, and as an inside joke i call her teddy beear. she is cool and funnai.. liek recently when my bf broke up wit me and she said i raaaised my flirting level a lot she wrote me this email tellin a story about a little girl named sara and it wAS HALARIOUS!! oh.. and then theres our other bff named Lauren.. but we call her L, ellie, pellie, pail girl, and recently poopefart! we call her that cus the guy that she lieks calls her that... now that tells u about what a great guy he is.. L, if ure reading this im reely sorry... its just that... he is sooo not good enuff for u!! but thats just my O... so dont kill me wen u see this!!! so L is this fuunyy and the kind of person that is not afraid to tell others what she rely thinks of them...

so we are an awwesom 3some that rok each others worlds!!! we have such good times... at our lasst sleepovr me and sammai started a new tradition where we say "roar" evry once in a while while showin our "claws"..u must b thinkin were lesbians or sumthin cus saying "roar" is weird... only we say it imitatin a lion andwe do it when were mad and not sexually inspired! ahahaha!! thats a funnai thin to type!!!L participates in this trAdition 2 cus she wud nevr accept being left out of sumthin!!

and we All have our frases that we keep on repeating.. except i keep on sayin Ls more than i say mine! like she says pain instead of ow.. 2 weeks after i met her i started sayin pain! and about two weeks ago she started sayin "jesus" so then i started sayin jesus" and she also says "stuupid" with and exagetion on the "u" guess how i started sayin it just 2 DAYS AGO?!?!?!... but mi all time mos repeated phrase is probably "o mi god!" i know it makes me sound like such a dumb/gossipy girl but i dont care what u think of me! o yea.. i forgot to mention that im a bad person.. i hate a few ppl at mi school and so dus L... but sammais to sweet she hates nobody! whenevr me or L gets mad at eachother we say "grroaar... sara/lauren ur so baad.. but sammais ok.. shees always ok." and then we hug her... but i think we only do that when we pretend to be mad, cus weve nevr reeely been mad at each other.. which is good...

these 2 girls are the bestes friends in the world.... theyre soooooo supportive and wee love eachother soo much!! we dont liek all the girls that eat lunch or hang out with 4 or more friends bcause it means theyre not reely that close.. 3 and less means that u reely know eachoth and loove eachotr... shoot! im makin us sound liek lesbians again! shit!Ls gunna killme! o yea and wehn we r 2gether we rnt afraid to do embarasin things liek walkin around and yellin its soo fuhn!! we r such crazzy and funn girls!!! i was about to tipe "ppl" instead of "girls" but i changed mi mind because ppll includes girls aand bois... now im ok with bois but they arre missing that second X chromosome so i prefer to now lower our rankin as low as bois! lol! jk! we still love ya boys!hahah! well its 3:14(am)! pi!lol! soo.. i gtg and fix up the rest of mi newww bl000og!
l8r g8r,
~!sara!~